A lot of people think I got my nickname “the head” because I have a huge cranium. While that is mostly true, it is also because of my interest in quantum physics at Case Western High.
As such, I found this article about Governor Romney quite humorous and entertaining:
A Quantum Theory of Mitt Romney
Ned "The Head" Ryerson 
That article was very funny…unless of course that’s offensive, in which case it was very interesting…unless you found it funny, in which case we can all have a good laugh. SNL must be following you:
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/04/08/saturday-night-live-begins-show-five-minute-trashing-mitt-romney