Relentless Campaign

I just want to lay out my clear intention to run the most relentlessly satirical campaign in the history of politics. However, if my rivals attempt to run serious campaigns, I will not unilaterally disarm. If I am forced into a serious campaign my supporters can be sure that I will bring the full brunt of Ned the bull to the endeavor.

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