Rick Santorum invited me to attend a campaign rally with him in Puerto Rico this weekend. Right before the event we had a free hour so Rick tried to grab a few rays, and I took a swim. Of course one thing you learn on the campaign trail is that you really give up a lot of your privacy so the next thing you I’m back on the Drudge Report again…
Ned is swimming in the lower right corner of the photo and wisely wearing a hat so as not to sunburn his head which would lead to flaking which would lead to having to vacuum his head.