I performed so well slow jamming the news with President Obama that they invited me back to perform with Governor Chris Christie

You’ll remember when Putin and I made Drudge together with our admitedly over-the-top sunglasses. Well, we made Drudge again today but this time I was just trying to show him where they were going to install a new skylight at the local ice rink.

Well I found myself in the middle of controversy again when I was giving a press conference with President Obama and he asked a couple of Marines to hold umbrellas over our heads. I was surprised to learn that Marines don’t use umbrellas – who knew!?!

Here’s a pic from a recent television performance with the President and Jimmy Fallon:

Drudge picked up this shot at an Easter day speech given by President Obama. Someone said I looked kinda creepy behind him in the background…but I don’t see it.

I really enjoyed the weekend boogieboarding with Governor Romney at his pad in La Jolla. Drudge didn’t link to the actual picture this time, but he did link to the page that linked the picture.

Rick Santorum invited me to attend a campaign rally with him in Puerto Rico this weekend. Right before the event we had a free hour so Rick tried to grab a few rays, and I took a swim. Of course one thing you learn on the campaign trail is that you really give up a lot of your privacy so the next thing you I’m back on the Drudge Report again…