Ned Slow Jams the News (Chris Christie Edition)

I performed so well slow jamming the news with President Obama that they invited me back to perform with Governor Chris Christie

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Ned Rico

Rick Santorum invited me to attend a campaign rally with him in Puerto Rico this weekend. Right before the event we had a free hour so Rick tried to grab a few rays, and I took a swim. Of course one thing you learn on the campaign trail is that you really give up a lot of your privacy so the next thing you I’m back on the Drudge Report again…